JilinTourist.com: 2011

Thursday, October 27, 2011

KUDOS TO AUDREY

Yet another Singaporean hottie making it big in the adult industry. Audrey Tan is the Asian winner for the title of Miss Erotica 2011 held in New Zealand. All I can say is yay! How many women are brave enough to step over and find a zone they fit in nicely, even if it's not exactly one that is popular with a conservative Asian society like Singapore?

She is one brave woman and confident at the same time which is a lot more than you can say about all the critics from her home country. Jealousy and envy come to mind when you read about all the negative things people have to say about her. What is most important is that she is not bothered by it and is in fact excited by where her potentially new career path might take her.

Let's put it this way, right or wrong, it is her decision and her life to lead. Let's just celebrate her boldness to go where few Singaporean women would go. I am a fan!

Missus Singapore out!

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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The Shoppes at Marina Bay Sands

I’ve just updated the MBS feature with a VR of the The Shoppes at Marina Bay Sands.

http://www.singaporevr.com/vrs/MBS/Shopping.html

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KUDOS TO AUDREY

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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The Shoppes at Marina Bay Sands

I’ve just updated the MBS feature with a VR of the The Shoppes at Marina Bay Sands.

http://www.singaporevr.com/vrs/MBS/Shopping.html

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Ready, Set, Go! Join Missus Singapore to the finish line in the Great #ChurpChurpRace and wIn some super prizes!

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COMES WITH THE TERRITORY

With birth rates at dangerously low levels in Singapore, marriage seems to be talked about all over the place. Of course the stress is on the good aspects of it and conveniently, the reality of marriage is ommited.

Our government doesn't seem to realise that it's a lifelong committment but all the bonuses and benefits for having children are not! Milk powder and diapers alone will set you back considerably and when that is done with, there are the preschool days and later, mainstream school. In all this time, let's not forget medical bills. And we all know how often kids these days fall ill.

The picture does disguise the fact that children are not really the main issue here but the union of marriage between the two peopls is. While the parents chase their career goals and fulfill their financial obligations, there is very little time to spend with the kids but even before that, finding time to have sex.

Couples are just too tired and if sex is had just to procreate, children entering the frame (when not mentally prepared) can only lead to disaster. The relationship strains and even less sex is then likely. Love is only part of the equation. Marriage and having children has to be spoken off in much detail in order to get the expectations and schedule of responsibilities out of the way.

This was exactly what I said to a few young couples at a symposium for couples intending to tie the knot. I was invited to attend and later had my say when they audience broke off into groups.

Amazingly, all of them had no idea that the arrival of children could have such an impact on their sex lives. Pity, with all the education we dish out on our citizens, almost nothing is spoken about the different stages of the marital relationship, especially when it comes to intimacy. But it helps somewhat to know that celebrity or not, no one is immune to the effects that marriage can have to a couple's intimacy.

Bottom line is you have to work your heart, mind and soul at it. That is the hard part. Getting married isn't.

Missus Singapore out!

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Graze at Martin No. 38: Just what is "Modern Australian" Dining?

Review by Holydrummer, Photos by ieat Pan-seared barramundi, chorizo broth, watercress, salad of ruby red grapefruit, avocado, mint $34 Ever tried to pin-point what exactly comes to mind when you try to identify Australian Cuisine? Notwithstanding the fact that half of Singapore (I might be exaggerating) have - at one point of their lives - studied/stayed/are still residing in Australia, I

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SOONER OR LATER

This is a manual that will be distributed to all seniors at some point or other. However, with the situation in Singapore, it appears that someone screwed things up and started distributing it to newly married couples, hence our low birth rates. Thanks Don from Singapore for this contribution and all the other toons you sent in.

Missus Singapore out!

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ArtScience Museum

If everything works as planned, you should be seeing this automated post. I’m still in Greece for my photo shoot assignment and I’ve set this post to automatically come online today. This is an update of the MBS feature and I’ve added the VR of the ArtScience Museum. Even though I was privy to a leisurely tour of every one of the exhibits, I’m afraid I can only put up the VR of the permanent exhibit. Sorry folks, you gotta get the tickets to see the rest of the stuff personally ;-) It just wouldn’t be fun if you’re not actually there.

http://www.singaporevr.com/vrs/MBS/ArtScienceMuseum.html

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Centre Satay Bee Hoon: What's so difficult about making Satay Bee Hoon?

Satay Bee Hoon I guess you might be wondering what is so difficult about making Satay Bee Hoon that there are so few hawkers willing to do it? Well, for one, the sauce is not easy to make. To make a good Satay sauce, you need to roast the peanuts with the skin on, then remove the skin and grind it into sandy powder and then slow cook it with 15 different ingredients in order to achieve that

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MBS – Hotel Lobby

Here’s the VR to add on to the MBS feature.

http://www.singaporevr.com/vrs/MBS/HotelLobby.html

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WALKING ON SUNSHINE

I'm not sure what the practice is for jumping into bed soon after a relationship but a friend of mine (I mentioned her in a post recently) took approximately two hours after finalising her divorce. Even by my standards, that is super quick.

The guy was her insurance agent which she neither was in a serious relationship with or wanted to go into one. I met him before and although not exactly what I would define a hunk, he is a plesant enough guy.

So the story goes that soon after things were ironed out, she just felt that she needed to get some things out of her system. So she called this guy up and they agreed to meet at a hotel in Chinatown.

He had always dangled the idea but she was never quite in the mood for sex. In fact, she told me that the last time she had any sex was two years ago, and even that meant no self-service. Gosh, I'm not sure if I could hang on that long without dick or dildo in me. But I suppose my willpower is not as strong.

So long story short, she immediately called me after to report that she finally had sex and experienced the biggest and nastiest orgasm ever. Since it was the same day as the planned finalisation of her divorce, I had actually figured that she had got back with her husband and got things sorted out in bed. Foolish me.

Anyway, a few of us friends were thinking how we needed to take some measures to boost her flagging mood due her divorce but apparently, she doesn't need out help because she has started her new life just fine. She's really walking on sunshine at the moment.

Missus Singapore out!

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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Ieat Hawker App: Finding Singapore's Best Hawker Food on Mobile is now easier than ever!

Click here to download from App Store After months of work, I am glad to announce that the ieat Hawker App is finally ready for download at the App Store! Based on the blog, I have designed this App so that you are able to find Singapore's Best Hawker fare on your mobile at the flick of a finger. The App will give you instant access to over 460 hawker stalls, each one with the address

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WESTERN VS TRADITIONAL

This was sent in by James Bond. Enjoy it and have a great weekend. Thanks for all your contributions but I would like to re-emphasize that I only post images that are not pornographic. Nudity is fine and some show of genitalia is okay provided it does not step into the realm of hardcore. Thanks for your understanding. So here goes.

While in China , an American man was very sexually promiscuous and did
not use condoms during the entire time he was there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he woke-up one morning to
find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately went to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and told the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I've got
bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
almost unheard of here in the US , we know very little about it.”

The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc.”

The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to
have to amputate your penis.”

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”

The doctor replies, “Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but
surgery is your only option.”

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease.”

The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid American doctor, always want operate. Make more money that way. No need to amputate!”

“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.

“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Fall-off by itself!”

Missus Singapore out!

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FB PHONE IS HISTORY

After struggling to keep it going, I finally decided to put my 'special FB phone' to rest. It had been giving me lots of problems - the SMSes were always delayed, the ringer chose when to ring or not, and the battery also kept dying on me.

Of course the easiest thing to do was to get a new phone but why pay for it. Of course if one of them would want to kindly buy me one, I wouldn't object but as it turned out, all they really wanted was to take from me and not give in return. And I also didn't feel that it was going to be any loss for me, since I already had a band of FBs who liaise via email.

So with a failing SIM card and phone, I finally tossed them. It is history and with it a long list of FBs whom I've played with over the past 10 years. Lots of people have cum and gone through the phone, and I mean cum in the literal sense of the word. It's a new era and new FBs lay await on the horizon, I am sure.

Those who have my email and know about the impending end to my phone, you know what to do. :-)

Missus Singapore out!

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VIDEO OF THE WEEK

Here is one for all you wondering if you're sex addicts. It's quite obvious but sometimes seeing it for yourself will seal your affirmation. For all the rest, you know you already are sex addicts so no need any confirmation, just make sure you stay true to yourself and screw your week away.

Missus Singapore out!

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Greece Trip

I’m going to Greece for a photography assignment so I might not be able to update till I’m back on the 6th of November.

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Temasek Indian Rojak: Not one, not Two but three Types of Prawn Fritters!

You like prawn fritters? I think they are one of the bests way to enjoy prawns because the whole prawn if fried so crispy that you eat the whole creature, shell, head, tomally and all. And that is where you get to enjoy the maximum flavour that a single prawn can provide. People go gaga over gigantic prawns. Big prawns certainly make headlines, but it is the small prawns that are really

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OUT WITH IT!

I've a few confessions lined up which I have to admit that I totally forgot about. They were sent in some months ago. This one comes from a girl from Singapore (yay!), Amanda, who shares what she got up to on her 21st birthday in March earlier this year.

"My friends spend my birthday with me at a local pub and were determined to get me drunk. Their reason was because of all five of us girlfriends, I was the only one who never got drunk before. So anyway, they did succeed to some extent and finally, we left the pub to go home.

"I was spending the night at one of my girfriend's homes. In fact, all of us did so. We got there and continued drinking until one by one, they passed out. Ironically, at one point, I was the only one still awake. Restless, I decided to find something to eat.

"When I got to the kitchen, I bumbed into my friend's younger brother. He was 18. I knew him as long as I knew my friend which was years, and we were always on friendly terms. However, that was the first time I saw him shirtless and realised that his years of competitive swimming did leave him a really nice bod.

"We started talking a while and I don't know what came over me when I asked him for a slow dance! That was very unlike me. Blame it on the alcohol if you like but midway through, I grabbed his dick. The strange thing was I didn't even look up to see his reaction. All I did was to go down on my knees as I pulled down his boxers. He was hard by then and before he could wink an eyelid, I had his dick all the way down my throat.

"I sucked him like there was no tomorrow. He didn't resist even though I knew he had a steady girlfriend. A few minutes later, he blew his load at the back of my throat and I licked him clean before pulling up his boxers. I didn't say anything else and just walked back to the bedroom where my girlfriends were sleeping.

"No one knows about it and I don't think I will divulge this to anyone. Her brother too is clearly embrassed by the incident which I think he too would like to keep a secret. But looking back, I realised that it was not the alcohol because if it was, I wouldn't be able to clearly detail the story to you. Maybe I was just horny, but definitely not so pissed that I couldn't recall what I was doing that early morning.

"I am so nasty. I went to grab something to eat and I certainly did. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to get this off my chest. At least I feel much better even though no one will know about it."

This was the actual email Candice sent to me. I hope you enjoyed it. I certainly did.

Missus Singapore out!

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MS ADVISORY

Here is the latest MS Advisory for safe sex. It comes in the form of a French print ad, very much like the one that I posted last month; the naked anti-terrorist assault team member.

I just wish that they had some similar ads with women too because like it or not, this is not a gays-only disease. It is a human virus affecting all humans, man or woman.

Just remember to be safe at all times and use rubber if you don't know who or she has been with.

Missus Singapore out!

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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JELLY ROYALE

No, this is not by any measure another 007 movie but the subject of my latest toy review, the Jelly Royales Dong.

When I first opened this amazing toy, the colour and size were eye-catching to say the least. This nine-inch dong from Edenfantasys was a sight to behold. Its 1¾ thickness was equally impressive. Although it also comes in pink, I received the clear version, which I must say was for me, more pleasing to the eye.

It was quite smooth to the touch and firm. Perhaps I would have preferred more distinct veins on it but nonetheless, it had me licking my lips. Of course my other pair of lips didn’t need any help in that department as I was rearing to go the moment this relatively thick dildo sat in my hands.

Now this sex toy was quite deceiving because there was nothing ‘jelly-ish’ about how hard it was. And it was really hard. Owing to that, I certainly wouldn’t recommend it for the newbies because it’s not at all flexible. And if you’re an anal virgin, don’t even think about it!

When it came to lubing, that was when the jelly material worked perfectly. Just a little water-based lube, and it slipped in quite easily. With its distinct bulbous head, your inner walls will thank you lots. Just remember not to be too over enthusiastic because as I mentioned, this baby is hard.

Anally, the Jelly Royales Dong’s firmness is an advantage. There is no risk of it bending out of place and causing discomfort. But like I said, it’s still a bit too advanced for the anal newbie.

Aside from the head, I love the big balls at the base of it. When you do get in all the way, they bang against your ass is an absolute delight. Talk about realistic - this one certainly fits the bill.

For a partner watching or sitting close by, this clear version is also a visual delight as you get to see the inner walls stretching as it does its magic.

Here is the MS VERDICT on the Jelly Royales Dong

Delivery: 3.5 out of 5 (arrived within two weeks)

Packaging: 4 out of 5 (Comes in a hard plastic casing)

Design: 4 out of 5 (Clear version is visually pleasing)

Function: 4 out of 5 (Good for vaginal use but not for anal beginners)

Total MS Score: 15½ out of 20 (GOOD)

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My OSU Food Trip to Ann Arbor, Chicago and Boston: Steaks, Burgers, Pizzas and Lobster Sandwiches!

The Overseas Singaporean Unit (OSU) Lots of people have been asking about what I did last week in the US, so I decided to write a trip report now that I have finally gotten over my jet lag. In case you are wondering what the OSU is, well, it is basically a special unit set up under the Prime Minister's Office whose mission is connect with Singaporeans who are living overseas. They are

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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

VIDEO OF THE WEEK

For all of you thinking of being 'extra' productive at the office, here is this week's video that might give you some ideas. It shows you how to avoid getting caught with your pants down. Have a nasty (in the good sense) week ahead.

Missus Singapore out!

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KUDOS TO AUDREY

Missus Singapore or Miss Us Singapore (at your own peril) - A married woman on the loose

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The Shoppes at Marina Bay Sands

I’ve just updated the MBS feature with a VR of the The Shoppes at Marina Bay Sands.

http://www.singaporevr.com/vrs/MBS/Shopping.html

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